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Post by klbeebs on Feb 18, 2008 10:41:11 GMT
Hi All, loved the shower thread, so thought this might give everyone a laugh!!!!
WOMAN'S POEM > > BeforeI lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a > creep, One who's handsome, smart, and strong. One who loves > to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, > not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend > his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, > Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll > make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my > behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always > be my very best friend. > > > MAN'S POEM > > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a > liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't > give a sh!t.
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Post by Balvenie on Feb 18, 2008 12:27:26 GMT
very good, given you a karma.
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Post by shelleyj on Feb 18, 2008 17:28:55 GMT
just about sums it up!
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