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Post by klbeebs on Feb 19, 2008 22:59:38 GMT
> > > LOVE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL > > > > > > > > > > Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, > > > >doesn't > > > > > mean they don't love you with all they have. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Jim and Karen were both patients in a mental hospital. > > > > > > > > > > One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim > > > > > suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool > > > >and > > > > > stayed there. > > > > > > > > > > Karen promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and > > > >pulled > > > > > Jim out. > > > > > > > > > > When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Karen's heroic act, she > > > > > immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she >now > > > > > > > considered her to be mentally stable. > > > > > > > > > > When she went to tell Karen the news she said, "Karen, I have good > > > >news > > > > > and bad news. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to > > > > > rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of > > > > > another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you >have > > > > > >a > > > > > sound mind. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the > > > > > bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so > > > > > sorry, but he's dead." > > > > > > > > > > Karen replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. > > > > > > > > > > How soon can I go home?"
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Post by ShowPonies&Shetlands on Apr 30, 2010 16:57:23 GMT
hehe love it!
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Post by mcw on May 20, 2010 17:27:01 GMT
lovin it!!
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