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Post by redmaddi on Mar 13, 2008 8:55:53 GMT
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT! The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem peeed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh sh1t.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled,cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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Post by seahorse on Mar 13, 2008 20:03:52 GMT
:-/ROFL Good for you
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Post by halfpass on Mar 13, 2008 22:15:11 GMT
we loved that one
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Post by killqueen on Mar 16, 2008 9:57:36 GMT
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