bryn
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Post by bryn on Oct 21, 2010 14:54:01 GMT
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dogs name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dogs parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get a point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog, they’re ready to go out 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. A dog will not wake you up in the middle of the night to ask " If I died, would you get another dog?" 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it, without calling you a pervert. 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad, they just think it’s interesting. 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick up truck. 14. If a dog leaves you, it won’t take half your stuff.
And the ultimate test: Lock your wife and your dog in the boot of your car for an hour. Then open the boot and see who's the happiest to see you.
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Post by ponykat on Oct 21, 2010 16:06:01 GMT
I like that lol
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