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Post by overatdaknee on Apr 24, 2008 12:36:36 GMT
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while! What happened? You look terrible!" 'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.' 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.' The pirate explained. 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball - but, hey, I'm fine now.' ‘Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?' replied the bartender. 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.' 'And the eye patch?' 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them sh1t in my eye.' 'You're kidding!' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird sh1t?!' wait for it.... The pirate looked sheepish. 'Well, it was my first day with the hook.....
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Post by redmaddi on Apr 24, 2008 13:35:28 GMT
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Post by pipandflo on Apr 24, 2008 17:39:36 GMT
Good one!
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Post by smokeycott on Apr 24, 2008 20:16:07 GMT
very good have a karma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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