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Post by seahorse on May 2, 2008 22:49:01 GMT
sorry but had to add some more
What do you call a donkey with three legs
A wonkey
what to you call a three legged donkey with one eye A blinlky wonkey
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Post by Milliesmum on May 2, 2008 22:55:43 GMT
What do you call an irishman that's been dead 10,000 years?
Pete
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?
Warren
What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?
Russell
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Post by seahorse on May 3, 2008 19:21:20 GMT
What do you call a man with a sea gull on his head
Cliff
What to yoou call a man with a shovel in his head
Doug
sorry could not resist
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Post by Milliesmum on May 3, 2008 19:42:10 GMT
What do you call a man with a saucepan on his head?
Stew
What do you call a woman with a pint of beer in each hand and one balanced on her head?
Beatrix
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Post by overatdaknee on May 3, 2008 20:04:08 GMT
What do you call a man with a plank on his head?
Edward.
What do you cal him if he has two planks on his head?
Edward Woodwood!
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Post by Milliesmum on May 3, 2008 20:07:31 GMT
OMG who started this!!!!!!
What do you call a man in the sea with his arms and legs tied together?
Bob
What do you call a man who swims the channel with his arms and legs tied together?
Clever D1ck!!
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Post by overatdaknee on May 3, 2008 20:13:33 GMT
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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Post by splashofcolour on May 3, 2008 20:33:50 GMT
have you heard what Jasper Carrots daughter is called ? Henrietta..... Henry et a carrot !!!! How about the Downs family Ida and Neil
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Post by seahorse on May 3, 2008 20:42:35 GMT
oh help now have got such a rude one I cant put it on here will be banned
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Post by Milliesmum on May 3, 2008 20:53:09 GMT
oooh PM we like the rude ones!!!!!
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Post by overatdaknee on May 3, 2008 21:01:44 GMT
what wears a cloak and lies at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper
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Post by Milliesmum on May 3, 2008 21:09:31 GMT
How do you make Anti-freeze?
Hide her nightgown.
Whats pink and wrinkly and hangs out grandad's trousers?
Grandma (on the washing line of course!)
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Post by seahorse on May 3, 2008 21:26:00 GMT
MM will only pm it if you promise not to ban me
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Post by Milliesmum on May 3, 2008 21:30:28 GMT
I promise cross my heart and hope to die pretty please make me laugh I'm feeling Pre-mental!!!
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Post by seahorse on May 3, 2008 21:39:08 GMT
ok am pm ing it now
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Post by Milliesmum on May 3, 2008 21:47:44 GMT
See, you're still here!!!!!
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