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Post by splashofcolour on May 3, 2008 20:41:56 GMT
I've had quite a giggle at some of the threads on this site o I though I would share a stoy with you all. When my son was about 3years old he went with his grandmother and great grand mother to visit the grave of his great grandad. He stood at the grave side and studied... he asked if Grandad was down their, to which they all replied yes and had been for a few years. Still pondering has asked if Great grandad had turned into bones, a little shocked but they all replied honestly and said yes. Still pondering he then asked grandmother and great grandmother very politely if he could dig the bones up and take them home for the dogs !!!!! Well what do you say.
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Post by Milliesmum on May 3, 2008 20:55:13 GMT
My youngest is still of the age where he wants to get in the bath with you. The other week he said 'Mummy, I don't like it when you get out of the bath, because all the water disappears!!'
There's no answer to that!
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Post by Balvenie on May 12, 2008 10:25:43 GMT
Judging a lead rein class and a very angelic little tot, with a smile from ear to ear, came out to do show. I was talking to her about her pony and she told me its name, then asked how old she was and she said 4 and that it was her birthday soon. Just about to ask for a show when she piped up ' i have another pony at home' not to be rude I asked what its name was. She tilted her head to one side smiled and said ' her names Annie and I dont show her cos shes a bit of an a***hole!' Well, the leader went bright red and I nearly wet myself laughing.
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Post by skint on May 12, 2008 10:36:38 GMT
When my daughter was about 4, someone was asking her what ponies we had. She went through all their names and which ones she rode and then said "we have Woody hes lovely but he bites becasue he only has one ball" she must have overheard me talking about him - to be honest shes not got any better with age
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Post by Milliesmum on May 12, 2008 11:49:42 GMT
Latest bathroom escapade:
Youngest gets in the bath with me, looks a bit thoughtful then asks 'mummy, why have you got boobies? so I said 'Because I'm a lady'. So he ponders that one and asks 'Why do ladies have boobies?' so I said 'To feed their babies'. So he thinks a bit more and says 'But mummy, why are yours all floppy?'
Don't they make you feel wonderful?!?!?!?!
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Post by fayeandash on May 12, 2008 13:46:34 GMT
I was on a bike ride with my daughter (she was 4 at the time) and we went past a grave yard, she asked what all the stones were for, so i told her that when people die they get buried and then a nice stone is put there to tell you about the person buried there, so she asked me if i was going to be buried when i died, and i told her that i wanted to be cremated (i explained this to her) and my ashes put in my favourite place, she thought for a while then said "so shall we put you in debenhams" !!
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Post by seahorse on May 12, 2008 21:38:56 GMT
Latest bathroom escapade: Youngest gets in the bath with me, looks a bit thoughtful then asks 'mummy, why have you got boobies? so I said 'Because I'm a lady'. So he ponders that one and asks 'Why do ladies have boobies?' so I said 'To feed their babies'. So he thinks a bit more and says 'But mummy, why are yours all floppy?' Don't they make you feel wonderful?!?!?!?! Sorry MM should not laugh but am in stitches, thank you for cheering me up, Am now feeling a little less broody
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Post by Milliesmum on May 12, 2008 21:46:35 GMT
Oh well, at least it cheered SOMEbody up, made me feel bl**dy marvellous I can tell you!!!! Now there are 7 numbers I need, 6 for saturday's lottery and the seventh is the number of a good plastic surgeon!
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