Post by nicolaw on May 26, 2008 16:57:07 GMT
Apologies for all the>>> I recieved it that way
Think you are having a bad day?
>> Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
>> of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The
>> deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks
>> on his back, flippers, and face mask.
>>
>> A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
>> massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
>> identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
>> clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
>>
>> It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the
>> coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to
>> control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of
>> helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the
>> ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire..
>>
>> You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the
>> Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket
>> 300 feet in the air.
>>
>> Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed. but keep reading......
>> Still think you're having a bad day?
>>
>> A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the
>> kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped
>> into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along
>> as it burst through the glass patio doors.
>>
>> His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and
>> bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for
>> an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went
>> down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort
>> them to her husband.
>>
>> While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right
>> the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the
>> spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
>>
>>
>> After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the
>> shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went
>> into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending
>> to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
>>
>> The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband
>> screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers
>> blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again
>> phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
>>
>> As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they
>> asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They
>> started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband
>> out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
>> Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...
>> The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdes oil
>> spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
>> expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
>> cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
>> killer whale ate them both.
>> Still think you are having a bad day?
>> A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
>> frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
>> from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
>> from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
>> breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
>> listening to his Walkman.
>> STILL think you're having a bad day?
>> Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
>> pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two
>> thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding
>> madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
>> What?! STILL having a bad day??
>> Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnaje t didn't pay enough postage on a letter
>> bomb. It came back with 'return to sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it
>> was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
>> There now, feeling better? ?
Think you are having a bad day?
>> Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
>> of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The
>> deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks
>> on his back, flippers, and face mask.
>>
>> A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
>> massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
>> identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
>> clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
>>
>> It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the
>> coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to
>> control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of
>> helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the
>> ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire..
>>
>> You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the
>> Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket
>> 300 feet in the air.
>>
>> Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed. but keep reading......
>> Still think you're having a bad day?
>>
>> A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the
>> kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped
>> into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along
>> as it burst through the glass patio doors.
>>
>> His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and
>> bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for
>> an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went
>> down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort
>> them to her husband.
>>
>> While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right
>> the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the
>> spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
>>
>>
>> After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the
>> shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went
>> into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending
>> to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
>>
>> The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband
>> screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers
>> blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again
>> phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
>>
>> As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they
>> asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They
>> started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband
>> out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
>> Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...
>> The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdes oil
>> spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
>> expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
>> cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
>> killer whale ate them both.
>> Still think you are having a bad day?
>> A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
>> frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
>> from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
>> from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
>> breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
>> listening to his Walkman.
>> STILL think you're having a bad day?
>> Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
>> pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two
>> thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding
>> madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
>> What?! STILL having a bad day??
>> Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnaje t didn't pay enough postage on a letter
>> bomb. It came back with 'return to sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it
>> was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
>> There now, feeling better? ?