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Post by welshiegirl on Aug 4, 2011 18:26:22 GMT
These two hunters enter the bar every day, the first one always carries the skin of an bear, the other one always empty handed. So the second one goes up to the first hunter and asks him how he gets to shoot a bear every day. "Well, that's easy", he replies," I just go over to one of those holes in the mountain, stand in front of it and shout; 'Yo, fat f***** cu** of a bear, get your stinking a** out off this hole!' as loud as I can, then the bear gets out and I shoot the it. Easy as that." "O.K." the other one says, "I'll remember that". So the next day the first hunter comes into the bar with his skin and orders a beer. About ten minutes later the second one crawls in, covered in blood, missing an leg, and is generally a mess. So the other hunter yells "What the happened to you man?!" "Aargh", says the other one " I did what you told me to do, I went to a hole, started shouting and swearing at that bear and guess what happened?" "What?" "A train came out."
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Post by welshiegirl on Aug 4, 2011 18:29:12 GMT
man walks into a bar. sits and orders a drink. the guy next to him ask so what brings you here. The man says " My wife just told me she wants a divorce." The guys says "man thats rough". well the man and the guy drank for the rest of the night. bartender finally says its time to close up. The guys says to the man " Lets go to the empire state building i got something i want to show you". the man agrees.
When they get to the top the Guy gets on the ledge and say " watch this" then jumps off. falls and gets 1ft from the ground and suddenly starts flying back up. when he makes it to the top the man says " how the hell did you do that". The guy replies " there is a up draft that is strong enough to push you back up. " the man says i gotta try this" and jump but ends up falling to his death.
The next day the Guy go's back to the bar. the bartender has the news on and the headline story is about a man that jumped off. The bartender recognizes him and turns to the guy and says to him " Superman your a real ass when your drunk"
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Post by laurajazmine on Aug 4, 2011 22:57:35 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by Louise12598 on Aug 6, 2011 12:24:06 GMT
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