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Post by flee on Jul 9, 2012 20:41:05 GMT
Important announcement. After months of strenuous networking , dinner parties , all night drinking sessions ,palm greasing , creeping , crawling and generally putting it about , I have been given 'assurances' that all of my ponies (including the 3 legged over height unregistered one ) will be awarded the HOYS and/or Olympia ticket at any venue I care to show my face at .FACT . As this is TRUE you will appreciate that it will not be worth while ANYBODY ELSE turning up for HOYS/Olympia classes for the rest of the season at any show I've entered . You may aswell all stay at home . And to prove once and for all that this is TRUE and not just a RUMOUR , I have PM'd the mods with my name. Ha! Who's laughing now ?
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Post by 09rebel99 on Jul 9, 2012 20:43:38 GMT
Oh god flee!! Dont know wether to laugh or cry?? May do a bit of both :-)
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Post by flee on Jul 9, 2012 20:47:12 GMT
Oh god flee!! Dont know wether to laugh or cry?? May do a bit of both :-) Want a spare ticket ? Got one for the connies ( haven't got a connie ) .
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Post by elmere on Jul 9, 2012 20:48:00 GMT
Thanks for the warning!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by 09rebel99 on Jul 9, 2012 21:04:20 GMT
Yeh why not my mini shetland would love to go to hoys. Got a spare Cuddy ticket??
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Post by cazcox on Jul 9, 2012 21:04:50 GMT
Have you got a spare welsh section B one? He's only 3 but with your contacts I'm sure he will do just as well being lead round!!! Who do I make the cheque out to?
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Post by stormyskies on Jul 9, 2012 21:13:56 GMT
I have a springer spaniel. Do you have a ticket going for the minatures?
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Post by flee on Jul 9, 2012 21:16:47 GMT
Yeh why not my mini shetland would love to go to hoys. Got a spare Cuddy ticket?? Sorry - no Cuddy , but you'll be fine in the Connies . Just tell the judge you know .....WHOOPS - nearly blew my cover !!!!
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Post by muggley on Jul 9, 2012 21:41:10 GMT
Flee - you may have bought all of the qualifiers from here on in but I have bought the classes and championships themselves at HOYS ;D
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Post by fanfarefan on Jul 10, 2012 7:53:35 GMT
aahh well done flee congratulations on your success , im sure you deserved it , but whilst were on the subject , could i just have a quiet word , you see im on crutches at the moment but i need a ticket for the cuddy , obviously i cant run at the moment but do you think that you could sort it for me to have a ticket without turning up for the qualifiers , ---- ive just won zillions on the lottery , so could drop you a little insentive , but please dont tell anyone , i would hate for any favoutism to creep in !!!!--or for anyone to think that i was trying to cheat
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Post by Guestless on Jul 10, 2012 9:10:46 GMT
Congrats flee and well done on being so honest and upfront about it - we need more people like you in showing. I will look forward to cheering you on at the HOYS final - I'll probably cheer the loudest for your lovely mahogany rocking horse.
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Post by viking on Jul 10, 2012 9:21:11 GMT
I'm not impressed by this at all. It's such blatant honesty that's spoiling showing!
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Post by owston on Jul 10, 2012 9:52:18 GMT
Obviously you don't need me to wish you good luck as it is all sewn up!
;D Fab!
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Post by flee on Jul 10, 2012 12:20:33 GMT
Flee - you may have bought all of the qualifiers from here on in but I have bought the classes and championships themselves at HOYS ;D Why - that is tantamount to slander . I most certainly have not 'bought' anything or anyone and strenuously deny any such allegations . I posted in good faith what I believed to be true . I merely wished to prevent my fellow competitors from turning up at shows . Whoops - sorry - that should read " I merely wished to prevent my fellow competitors from turning up at shows when they stood no chance of winning " PS How much is a Championship - just out of interest ?
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Post by fanfarefan on Jul 10, 2012 12:24:56 GMT
surely its got to be a week in a villa , in the sunshine , ----with a swimming pool , and of course a man servant !!!!
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Post by fruity on Jul 10, 2012 12:56:29 GMT
hilarious keep the banter coming - good to laugh at all the nonsense going on and around at the moment, its doing my head in PS. Any spare hunter tickets?? - can pay heavily in vino
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Post by fanfarefan on Jul 10, 2012 13:28:58 GMT
ooohhh fruity send the vino my way, got a ticket of my hunter wellies , anygood
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Post by magpie on Jul 10, 2012 14:16:37 GMT
I sposnsored the highland class at HOYs, how am I supposed to present the Rossette to myself when I win? I have also hired one of those in the buff butlers to run my niece on the lead rein, he will repay the judge with favours, but I've already booked my ticket for the M&M LR day....he is only a yearling shetland though, still a colt too, not sure how he will cope with the atmosphere but all eyes will be on the leader anyway!
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Post by muggley on Jul 10, 2012 14:32:15 GMT
[quote author=flee board=chitchat thread=133388 post=1042786 time=1341922833 PS How much is a Championship - just out of interest ?[/quote] Let's just say money is of no use when it comes to Championships
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Post by fanfarefan on Jul 10, 2012 16:40:04 GMT
oooooooooooo muggley what are we talking here then? ??the mind boggles
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Post by Twiggy on Jul 10, 2012 17:09:06 GMT
can i bagsy that spare connie ticket please flee? Cannot believe how dedicated you are, I can only admire your excellent scheming mind in awe. (Doing what you have done is harder than schooling and presenting a pony for a hoys qual anyway! This is truly what being a showing mastermind is about ) So I admire your honesty and hard work, my hat is off, I'll bring the champers to the next outing for you.
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Post by fanfarefan on Jul 10, 2012 17:20:54 GMT
twigg y, surely your not trying to bribe anyone here ,champers for the next outing ?? sounds like you think you have won already , dear dear dear we are being a little presumptuous ? besides i thought someone else had bagsid the connie ticket ?
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Post by fanfarefan on Jul 10, 2012 18:45:49 GMT
primrose you dont need to worry about that , any height goes now , !!!!
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Post by Twiggy on Jul 10, 2012 19:40:55 GMT
well surely flee in all her wonderfulness can squeeze two connie tickets with her magical networking skills fanfarefan! She knows no bondaries...
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Post by fruity on Jul 11, 2012 13:18:43 GMT
I sposnsored the highland class at HOYs, how am I supposed to present the Rossette to myself when I win? I have also hired one of those in the buff butlers to run my niece on the lead rein, he will repay the judge with favours, but I've already booked my ticket for the M&M LR day....he is only a yearling shetland though, still a colt too, not sure how he will cope with the atmosphere but all eyes will be on the leader anyway! Is that one of those 'buff bare bottomed butlers' ??!! In which case can he lead me in my class too please ??!!! - just got to pay for my HOYS tickets first....
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Post by fruity on Jul 11, 2012 13:19:42 GMT
ooohhh fruity send the vino my way, got a ticket of my hunter wellies , anygood Perfect; mr white socks goes beautifully in wellies, you should see his gallop
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Post by fanfarefan on Jul 11, 2012 13:37:45 GMT
should be foot perfect then in the champs , perhaps a bit of bling round the top would catch the judges eye on the go round
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Post by equestrian7392 on Aug 20, 2012 16:54:47 GMT
you got a massive ego flee!!!!
you just don't want anyone to be in your class so your ponies will win first place.
and you forgot something on your list "After months of strenuous networking , dinner parties , all night drinking sessions ,palm greasing , creeping , crawling and Sleeping with the judges.
if you are so sure about winning you don't mind if i email the showing society, hoys etc to tell them what you have just said about how your going to win all the qualifiers ?
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Post by flee on Aug 20, 2012 19:41:54 GMT
you got a massive ego flee!!!! you just don't want anyone to be in your class so your ponies will win first place. and you forgot something on your list "After months of strenuous networking , dinner parties , all night drinking sessions ,palm greasing , creeping , crawling and Sleeping with the judges. if you are so sure about winning you don't mind if i email the showing society, hoys etc to tell them what you have just said about how your going to win all the qualifiers ? Well done you for working out my cunning plan - how clever are you then .Now that you're on to me I think that yes , you should do the right thing and inform all the societies what I'm up to - it's a fair cop . PS Think your allegation that I've been 'sleeping with the judges' is a bit harsh though (I generally leave that to Mr Flee) .
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Post by highlanderlass on Aug 20, 2012 19:46:19 GMT
Absolutely love it, just what I need after a hard day at work!!!!!!
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