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Post by Julie(luke3) on Nov 12, 2011 19:41:51 GMT
luke if you want to worm yourself, drink a glass of vinegar. If you pop a bit of salt in, its not too bad. ;D Yuck!!!!! I think I will give that one a miss thanks sagey  xx |
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Post by dazycutter on Nov 12, 2011 19:45:09 GMT
Sagey... eeewwwwww... YUK.. dirty old git...
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Post by sageandonion on Nov 12, 2011 20:06:04 GMT
In case you all think I have finally lost it, it is called talking shop! |
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Post by Julie(luke3) on Nov 12, 2011 20:07:39 GMT
Is it? lol x Nobody ever 'talks shop' with me  xx |
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Post by Julie(luke3) on Nov 12, 2011 20:33:11 GMT
Anyone else keep clicking on 'forum archive' instead of in here? lol x
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Post by Julie(luke3) on Nov 12, 2011 22:25:21 GMT
I can't believe it! It's Saturday night and there is nobody in here !!! x
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Post by Milliesmum on Nov 12, 2011 22:28:19 GMT
I'm here!!! Have boycotted the x factor on principle, so we're having hymn singing to the remembrance service. And am burning my fingers with the hot glue gun.
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Post by viking on Nov 12, 2011 22:34:52 GMT
What a dogs dinner of a show X Factor was. So bad none of our dogs would have eaten it!
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Post by Julie(luke3) on Nov 12, 2011 22:37:59 GMT
Ouch!!! mm xxx Haggis wait until tomorrow night when Willie Carson either canoe's or sky dives into I'm a celeb!!!  Do you think he will have his box to stand on with him? pmsl xxx |
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Post by haggismarmite on Nov 12, 2011 22:57:12 GMT
Hi, sorry I was lurking about - I'm not very good company at the moment so been rather quiet.
Can't wait Luke, there was NOTHING on tonight, well I missed Strictly as I was picking up the girls from the pony club disco (they have a great social life!) All evening - nothing. I have dusted downstairs, cleaned the loos and cleaned all their tack that's how dull it's been!
X Factor I didn't bother with at all it's a farce this year and I refuse to be added to their viewing figures, I really hope I'm a Celeb won't ruin their greatness by doing one year too many if you know what I mean, i need something ridiculous to watch on a Sunday!
We've already run up an impressive thread on it and it hasn't even started yet.
How tall actually is he, anyone know? I've never been out with a bloke under 6ft - my record was 6ft6 smallest 6ft1 - can't imagine what it's like having a guy the right height (I'm only 5ft2!)
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Post by dazycutter on Nov 13, 2011 9:40:07 GMT
whats up HM... Hugs to you.. XXX
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Post by amumwithapony on Nov 13, 2011 10:00:51 GMT
Big hugs HM  What is it about men that makes them so bloody useless? Need a gate putting on the top of the steps to stop maggie getting down onto the garden (she could escape from there if she put her mind to it), and the gate we have that leads to the road boarding up as she could probably squeeze through. I currently have a combination of the wheelie bins and chairs at the top of the steps and a couple of plant pots blocking the main gate. Told OH it needed doing 6 weeks ago, before we got her. Its taken 6 weeks to get the wood from work to board the main gate. Now he has that he doesn't have the right drill to do it. We muct have 12 different drills and guns in the cellar. But not the right one for the job. ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH Wouldn't mind if he was some useless at DIY office type (I'd just get a man in!) but hes a bloody builder for gods sake. Maggie in disgrace as well. Just eaten OH's ciggies off the table in temper as we shut her in the kitchen while we had our breakfast as she is a pest around OH when hes eating. She doesn't bother me now, but she runs rings around him. He came in a bit piddled last night and was laying on sofa having a snooze and a cuddle with Maggie. When they woke up she gave him a big snoggy kiss, lots of tongue involved. I've just told him she has worms PMSL. Serve him right for not putting gate on. ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by sageandonion on Nov 13, 2011 11:20:32 GMT
Absolutely agree AMWAP, its enough to send you gay.
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Post by amumwithapony on Nov 13, 2011 11:49:16 GMT
I'd like to be one of those high flying couples sagey that is one half of a gay marriage. where the man has some conservative job and needs a wife for appearances sake. He'd be very good looking and very clean and obviously very rich ;D
He'd have to compensate wildley for our 'loveless' marriage of course. I'd have an allowance each month (at least 4 figures), a big swanky house with room for the ponies, flash car, swish horsebox and so on.
Then you get all the benefits of marriage (no singles nights or doing the 'scene', financial security without having to work etc) with none of the mess. He'd be far too clean to leave skidders in the pan, or expect me to do his washing/cooking/cleaning etc (I imagine we'd have 'help'?), no obligation for nooky when you really would rather read your book, and obviously his manicure would be too expensive to risk it putting gates on and stuff.
And he really would have to turn a blind eye to any little 'discretions' (as long as they are discreet) and you wouldn't have to tell your 'discretions' he was gay would you? So as soon as they got clingy you can do the old 'Oh I can't leave my husband' routine on them.
Bliss!
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Post by sageandonion on Nov 13, 2011 12:51:22 GMT
Bliss and perfection. You could also have decent conversations with such a feminine man. My husband said to me last night when I was on HG. 'Oh you are on there again!' I said "well I want someone to talk to, are you interested in a conversation?" his reply 'you carry on dear' |
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Post by dazycutter on Nov 13, 2011 17:09:32 GMT
My husband said to me last night when I was on HG. 'Oh you are on there again!' I said "well I want someone to talk to, are you interested in a conversation?" his reply 'you carry on dear' ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I want a "house boy" as 1 - most are OC and clean all day 2 - you can get help with your hair and make up 3 - they can give you hugs without it going any further 4 - A man about the house is handy for DIY stuff the list goes on.. where can I find one.. LOL |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2011 20:30:07 GMT
Quickly running in to say what the bloody hell does Lady Gaga look like on XFactor - I nearly wet myself laughing ;D
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Post by kayjayem on Nov 13, 2011 20:35:29 GMT
LOL that's what we were just saying, no-one could accuse her of being boring/conventional!
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Post by sageandonion on Nov 13, 2011 21:01:24 GMT
Missed it, had company for dinner, you can't eat at the tv. Don't even know who went, off to look at Xtra factor. Love Lady Gaga, she had a fabulous voice and she is a really nice person despite being wakko on stage.
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Post by dazycutter on Nov 13, 2011 21:03:57 GMT
think she got Halloween night mixed up..l. shame Kitty went.. I think she is fab.. hate Misha b.. and her stupid hair.. LOL
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Post by sageandonion on Nov 13, 2011 21:06:58 GMT
It really is a bore now. Only watch it to see who went as opposed to who stayed ;D
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Post by kayjayem on Nov 13, 2011 21:16:34 GMT
I'm glad to see the back of Kitty(atleast she had trousers on this week though  ) and I love Misha B(even though she does have silly mickey mouse hair) Just shows each to their own. I really hope the Irish girl goes soon though she is so irritating, bordering on the pathetic |
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Post by starlight on Nov 13, 2011 21:17:21 GMT
Evening all
hope all ok today.
Dazy also did my housework today as looking for a cleaner and have 2 people coming tommorrow.... Dazy one of them is a man!!!!!!
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Post by viking on Nov 13, 2011 21:39:41 GMT
Sorry to see Kitty go. Thought she looked better and sang well tonight. Not a fan of Misha B.
What on earth was Gaga like ? Head under her arm. Hideous!
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Post by kayjayem on Nov 13, 2011 21:40:02 GMT
Evening all one of them is a man!!!!!! Hope he wears a pinny and marigolds(anything else optional ) |
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Post by starlight on Nov 13, 2011 21:53:35 GMT
KJM lol.... ;D
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Post by hatman on Nov 13, 2011 23:00:36 GMT
I missed what happened in the end of the old FC its so clean in here. That foal is looking extra cute Had 2 swimming gala's yesterday so poor Lani was pooped last night after swimming 9 races She did get the day off today for her efforts. Just got sent some pictures of Spider he is looking good and happy but i miss him so much.  Its Lani's birthday tomorrow and we won a lovely home made chocolate cake in the raffle yesterday so thats the cake sorted  Hugs to haggis |
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Post by Milliesmum on Nov 13, 2011 23:09:34 GMT
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Post by haggismarmite on Nov 13, 2011 23:19:17 GMT
eeww, you wouldn't want him to have to bend over in that hmmm maybe you would. Thanks for the hugs, I promise to try and kick myself out of it. Just having one of those I feel sorry for myself, low esteem, what is the point, I'm a rather pointless individual times at the moment, ignore me! Well done to Lani hats that's great. Wish I had some chocolate cake, but best I don't - I ate a large portion of banana cake with quince jelly on it tonight out of desperation for something sweet . |
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Post by kayjayem on Nov 13, 2011 23:20:38 GMT
Tut tut MM. How unmodlike ;D!! How come you have links to that sort of stuff anyway  Cheeky mummy!!! |
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