Annoying things other halves do and fun chit chat

[halfpass]

I give up your all man mad

[seahorse]

As it should be, one should always carrry lipgloss.

[ferret]

am giving up too for tonight ...going to bed to dream of firemen

[seahorse]

One of my favouite dreams that and police men its the hand cuffs and squddies I could go on all night

[halfpass]

good evening all back for some more scintillating conversation or should that be take the hiss out of poor old HP

[Milliesmum]

Evening All!

[seahorse]

Hello everyone

[seahorse]

Have just found out that if you phone fire brigade and ask about smoke alarms they send them to your house.

[halfpass]

its just started to snow and it's freezing cold have had to put elecy blanket on If its one thing I hate is a cold bed should have called them first they'd have warmed the sheets nicely

[seahorse]

Dam down in Surrey if very mild and raining as usal maybe I should pretend I am flooded

[halfpass]

Idon't mind the rain as you can still get about but with snow everything takes twice as long

[seahorse]

Lets hope it does not lay were you ment to get it.? we southern softeys dont get proper snow very often which is good as they never grit the dam roads and ponies live at top of very steep hill.

[ferret]

we had hail / sleet and thunder and lightening all together earlier !

thinking of getting a new smoke alarm

[seahorse]

Please keep it up there otherwise all my dam customers come in and strip the shelves because it might last more than 12 hours.

Am trying to work out how to get smoke alarm down and cover all signs it had been there

[Milliesmum]

LOL Ferret you can get the police to come and 'Burglar Proof' your house as well . . . . . . . .

[ferret]

weather calmed down a bit now !


I think ...remove smoke alarm ...replaster and redecorate ...phone fire brigade ...put on lipgloss ...and wait patiently ..


oh and phone HP MM and ferret the day before to invite them to stay while new fire alarm being fitted

[seahorse]

And make sure lots of wine to get them and us to relax and talk about how brave they are and can we feel their lovely arms

[ferret]

just their arms Seahorse


ha ha on that note think i need to make a swift exit and go to bed ...didnt dream bout firemen last night will try harder tonight

[ferret]

oh and did anyone watch that new series on BBc1 ? Mistresses ? Was very good

[Milliesmum]

Do so like a man in uniform, always wonder if I can talk him out of it . . . . .

[seahorse]

Make another note turn the heating up.

Am now going to bed and will try to think of lovely men not poor fart monkey out in the rain.
just had a horrible thought will knowing my luck dream of farts dressed as a fire man lol

[lolly]

Milliesmum they just dont look as appealing when they havnt got a uniform on, a old ex was a policeman, he looked so 00000000 in his uniform....but then he took it off and showed me a mulitude of sins

Was pickled of with OH yesterday, Remember he bought the biggest fattest real xmas tree ever, well over a week ago all ornaments were taken off ready for tree to go outside to be cut up and go to green wheelie bin heaven, well a week later its still bare and droopy in the dining room, omitting a strange gas like odour waiting patiently for OH to move it. I have had strict instructions that he will deal with it at the weekend and not to attack it myself with the electric knife....... or else I know something I may get the electric knife around if he mentions nagging wife one more time, I am sure men lay in bed at night thinking of things to do just to annoy wifes,,,,,and why pray too why do they always fart under the duvet when you are happily snuggling into your fresh laundered lovely clean bed

[Milliesmum]

Lolly, being happily married, my 'men in uniform' exist purely in the world of fantasy! So their stunning good looks are only limited by my imagination! And I have a very vivid imagination!

[halfpass]

I think men in uniform are a bit like Christmas crackers all pretty on the out side they pull with a a small pop and all you get inside is a cheep bit of nonsense.

[seahorse]

even cheap christmas crackers would do me at the moment. lol

[stinkpig]

Surely a slow smoulder is better than a quick bang !

[seahorse]

A bit of attention from somthing which dosent have four legs and only want food would be good, the big issue seller from outside work did ask me for a coffee last week but his English was not to hot and he I think he asks all femails who buy one off him lol

[stinkpig]

hey its a start !

[halfpass]

at least if they can't speak English you won't have to have a conversation after a bit of jigy-jigy

[stinkpig]

sign language is always good