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Post by seahorse on Jan 13, 2008 21:10:29 GMT
but still enjoyable
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 13, 2008 21:14:33 GMT
and much safer !
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Post by ferret on Jan 13, 2008 23:24:55 GMT
what are we all like !!! I was in manch city centre in my car on friday and a traffic warden came past me in uniform ..those new uniforms are a bit fireman like  ... |
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Post by seahorse on Jan 14, 2008 18:51:35 GMT
Now now ferret this is the sound of a desparte woman cant quite bring my self to fantasise over traffic warden. lol
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Post by halfpass on Jan 14, 2008 21:04:44 GMT
Hy girls feeling so much better, still cant eat any thing but not to worry just think of the weight I'm loosing, and it looks like I made a recovery just in time. I cant believe you could of let poor ferret go so down hill that she is lusting after traffic wardens, every one no's that they are a no-no thats why they have a yellow stripe on their hats its to stop you parking on their heads. So come on we must raise the content of this thred and bring poor ferret out of this near depression that she know finds herself in
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Post by seahorse on Jan 14, 2008 21:29:28 GMT
Yes my dream man a squddie on a horse or would rather have an officer (more money) unless any one can think of fire man that rides
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 14, 2008 21:52:04 GMT
Can we please be careful if we're going to use the words 'fireman' and 'riding' in the same sentence!!!
Glad you're feeling better, don't let on to OH or he'll think it's OK to take his nurses outfit off now!
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Post by seahorse on Jan 14, 2008 22:06:43 GMT
some mounted police men can be quite tasty
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Post by ferret on Jan 14, 2008 22:15:36 GMT
Hy girls feeling so much better, still cant eat any thing but not to worry just think of the weight I'm loosing, and it looks like I made a recovery just in time. I cant believe you could of let poor ferret go so down hill that she is lusting after traffic wardens, every one no's that they are a no-no thats why they have a yellow stripe on their hats its to stop you parking on their heads. So come on we must raise the content of this thred and bring poor ferret out of this near depression that she know finds herself in  they are new uniforms HP ...honestly they are very fireman like think i will buy this years fireman calendar to drag me away from the traffic wardens ...or a better idea ..its my birthday next tue (22nd jan ) so if any of you HG'ers fancy donating a calendar my way ...it would have pride of place in the tack room  |
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Post by seahorse on Jan 14, 2008 22:23:07 GMT
Poor OH if only he knew what you say about him, try and remember why you took him in it may have been alky hol realated lol Dream man a whos a part time vet, Part time mounted police man a retained fire man and a rugger player heaven.
Ferret you are starting to scare us on here keep a way form traffic wardens unless you have parked some where wrong if not firlt like crazy and ask if hes a fire man in his spare time
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 14, 2008 22:28:20 GMT
Seahorse, it's marriage that does it, you get engaged to this toned muscular adonis, then you marry him and everything seems to go south!!
Sent my hubby to the doctors, told him his sex drive needs lowering. Doctor said, at your age it's all in your mind, I said I know that's why he wants it lowering!!
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Post by seahorse on Jan 14, 2008 22:31:56 GMT
LOL  Am still waiting to meet the adonis the man I am in love with dosent even know i excist |
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 14, 2008 22:33:42 GMT
I wonder if Ann Summers sell firemens outfits? that could be the answer to a lot of prayers!!! or is only the real thing good enough?
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Post by seahorse on Jan 14, 2008 22:40:30 GMT
would need a very fit man to put in it and of course take out again
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Post by halfpass on Jan 14, 2008 22:44:00 GMT
Nothing like the real thing its the big arms that do it for me and only firemen seem to have them
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Post by seahorse on Jan 14, 2008 22:46:45 GMT
yes to be used in the fireman lift you had better gets OH an outfit and post the piccis
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 14, 2008 22:47:50 GMT
Forgot to say Ferret, just to make you jealous, one of the kids in my youngest's class at school has a fireman for a daddy! Mummy drops her off in the mornings, and daddy collects her in the afternoons! Doesn't wear his uniform though, most inconsiderate.
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Post by seahorse on Jan 14, 2008 22:52:07 GMT
Thats wrong maybe you could ask him nicely say it was for research and take some pics to put on here
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 14, 2008 22:56:43 GMT
Hmm, will have to pluck up the courage and ask him . . . . .
He did come over all macho a while back when we had a lady faint in the playground, came masterfully through the crowd saying 'I'm a firefighter, I know first aid', and put her in the recovery position! Had to go home before the ambulance came so can't tell you if the paramedics were nice or not . . . . .
Am considering faking a faint, do you think I'd be convincing?
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Post by seahorse on Jan 14, 2008 23:00:59 GMT
Can I be there as well as concerned friend who has to thank him alot
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 14, 2008 23:10:25 GMT
Slight technical hitch - I live 2 minutes from school and WALK there! I suppose I could always set fire to someone elses car . . . . not sure that would work . . . . . set fire to small child? Maybe not . . . . . I know, will wedge no.2 sons head in some railings and have a 'panic attack' what do you think . . .?
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 14, 2008 23:16:18 GMT
Hmm will probably have to vaseline his ears to fit him between the railings . . . . . . . must remember to wipe my hands so as not to give the game away . . . . .
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Post by seahorse on Jan 14, 2008 23:17:06 GMT
Fantasic Idea just give him some sweets after wards you are moving down the line stinkpig and I were going to do at ponies uk using other children if we could borrow some and the fart monkey who will do anything for an bannana
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 15, 2008 18:57:06 GMT
Maybe we could borrow milliesmums children, i'm sure if we're careful with them she won't mind
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 15, 2008 18:59:32 GMT
Borrow them? you can HAVE them!!!! I'll pay you to take them!!!!
Not really, wouldn't be without them, well not for more than a fortnight anyway. I love kids, just couldn't eat a whole one.
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 15, 2008 19:19:57 GMT
Well we only need them for two hours a day ay PUK so i'm sure we could come to some arrangement !
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Post by seahorse on Jan 15, 2008 19:23:38 GMT
Yes we will let you come and watch to make sure we are nice to them, will need to hand them back so we can thank fire men properly I will even throw in Fart Monkey.
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 15, 2008 19:27:03 GMT
and a bottle of something extremely alcoholic.
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Post by seahorse on Jan 15, 2008 19:45:35 GMT
Yes but warn you fart monkey will help you drink it
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 15, 2008 19:48:53 GMT
Brandy smelling farts......heaven !
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Am still waiting to meet the adonis the man I am in love with dosent even know i excist