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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 15, 2008 18:41:37 GMT
the theatre bar, however when they went for their backstage tour, overbent got a little excited and dropped a bottle of the cooking oil, which ran across the stage. It was carnage, there were diddymen rolling in all directions, one fell off the stage and landed on . . . . .
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Post by halfpass on Jan 15, 2008 18:44:44 GMT
overatdaknee. who had consumed to much plonk and was trying to pull diddy men off of milliesmum who would not let them go as she was having..................
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 15, 2008 18:48:43 GMT
trouble standing up herself, owing to the copious amounts of cooking oil on the floor, and she thought it would be a softer landing if she fell on one of the diddymen. Eventually they all slid off the stage and wiped the oil off their shoes. Then they headed for the stage door, where they met . . . . .
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Post by seahorse on Jan 15, 2008 18:58:29 GMT
Paul Daniels who had a bit of a crush on milliesmum since seeing her at a show he asked if he could come to her for some special one to one..............
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 15, 2008 19:03:52 GMT
Milliesmum said what about Debbie McGee, someone will have to keep her amused whilst I'm running my fingers through your wallet, and Paul replied . . . . .
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 15, 2008 19:09:41 GMT
halfpass is showing her a demo of tutu dancing before revealing his tattoo- why don't we just..........
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Post by seahorse on Jan 15, 2008 19:15:31 GMT
go for a ride in the country and I can show you my special new riding postion and maybe you could give me some tips in...........
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 15, 2008 19:18:27 GMT
how to stay in the right position without falling off, so the demonstration began and..........
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 15, 2008 19:24:15 GMT
no matter what they did, every time Fart Monkey lived up to his name, Paul's toupee blew of his head. It's no good said paul, we'll have to . . . . . . .
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 15, 2008 19:24:45 GMT
.after a minute Paul Daniels gave a wail- somethings bitten me he shrieked. Well it isn't me says Milliesmum. Looking down they realise Lorrydog has followed them and is not happy! Quick cries Paul, get the.........
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 15, 2008 19:25:46 GMT
try this indoors and see if we can get it right so off we went to find a...........
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 15, 2008 19:26:55 GMT
'Paramedics' interrupted Ferret, reaching for her mobile, as lorrydog sunk his teeth deep into . . . .
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Post by seahorse on Jan 15, 2008 19:27:13 GMT
Police I will have to have you arrested for having dangerous dogs the police turned up and handcuffed Milliesmum, and took her away leaving lorry dog behind for the ..........
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 15, 2008 19:34:17 GMT
press to interview..headlines next morning screamed' Lorrydog bites Paul Daniels and Survives!' Lorrydog just looked.......
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 15, 2008 19:39:16 GMT
and said that he'd always known he was destined for stardom but was a little concerned as to the whereabouts of his..............
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 15, 2008 19:42:12 GMT
...favorite toy. it was a stuffed iguana which concealed his supply of scmacko's. He had heard that Paul Daniels was a grredy individual so, he picked up the phone and.....
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Post by Milliesmum on Jan 15, 2008 19:42:44 GMT
two front teeth, which seemed to have been absent since the incident which had brought him his 15 mnutes of fame. Never mind, he had had an offer from Hello magazine, to do an exclusive photo shoot, so that should pay for . . . . . .
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 15, 2008 19:44:00 GMT
rang GMTV to see if they had room for Paul Daniels on Inch Loss Island but sadly they refused because.............
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Post by seahorse on Jan 15, 2008 19:49:30 GMT
They were worried that he would eat every one elses rations and then try to escape by prending to be Ant and Dec who were at the time both after a date with halfpass
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Post by overatdaknee on Jan 15, 2008 19:52:12 GMT
..halfpass had other fish to fry- first he bailed out Milliesmum from jail then went back to the scene of the incident where Ferret and Overatdaknee were looking for Lorrydogs front teeth/stuffed iguana. I have had an idea he cried.......
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Post by seahorse on Jan 15, 2008 19:58:49 GMT
Lets find Fart monkey and the others and go on a television program for people who like cross dressing and have pets with strange habbits
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Post by ammevo on Jan 15, 2008 20:06:20 GMT
The carpark attendant who was very excited and would change his day-glo safety jacket with luminous stripes for ......
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 15, 2008 20:22:22 GMT
a bright pink leotard and sparkly tights just for the chance of meeting............
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Post by seahorse on Jan 15, 2008 20:33:04 GMT
of meeting halfpass again, and to ask him out on date to local pantomine where seahorse was playing a dwalf and fart monkey the donkey
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 15, 2008 20:37:08 GMT
Who was the most gorgeous donkey you had ever seen even though he'd lost his ee-ore and his ears had shrunk. halfpass decided to look for his ee-ore so went off to........
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Post by seahorse on Jan 15, 2008 20:40:08 GMT
Donkey sanutury to see if he could buy one there, when he got there, there had been a fire no body or donkeys hurt but lots of fire men so poor Farts never got his ee-ore back as halfpass was to busy............
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 15, 2008 20:48:09 GMT
checking out the firemens hoses and making sure they were in good physical condition, to do this he had to...........
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Post by seahorse on Jan 15, 2008 20:53:34 GMT
hide form OH who had realised he had not treated poor halfpass very well when he was ill and was going to make it up by..............
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Post by stinkpig on Jan 15, 2008 20:54:47 GMT
taking him out for a slap up meal followed by......
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Post by seahorse on Jan 15, 2008 20:57:59 GMT
A fun night out clubbing in london followed up top hotel halfpass was not sure if he should agree to this or stay with firemen and farts also to keep seahorse company he still had not forgiven OH for only getting him white socks when he asked for.....................
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